What we lack in talent we make up for in sex, and lots of it!
What we lack in talent we make up for in sex, and lots of it!
The Leaders of Demented Shmuck Productions ARE...
...Mike Gray-President(director, writer, musician, guitarist) ...Keith Reilly-President(director, writer, musician, bassist)Here we are, coming to you from Central Jersey, scraping our pitiful resources for your entertainment. Just look around, get comfortable, and find out as much as possible about this small but thriving production company by going around the image map and traveling through this maze of production malarchy.
I'm glad you asked! It's the music of I, Keith Reilly. I'm working vigorously on a concept album (entitled Solid Enigma) in which the theme is the answer to life. I have a tracklist, meaning of the songs, lyrics and artwork available. But THAT will be available through our Demented Shmuck Newsletter, so sign up today! But here is a list of the songs you might be listening to (This page uses a JavaScript that randomizes MIDIs):
Cerebral Shutdown
Maniacal Juggernaut
Panic
Apocalyptic Piano Showdown
If your browser supports MIDI playback and JavaScript, then you should be hearing one of these songs. If not, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN??? Get a better browser, you fool!
The summer's upon us, which means break from school, which means lots of free time to develop, write and create. What's coming up? A new tape definitely within the next month, as well as the debut tape from Keith Reilly the mysterious Solid Enigma. A book of short intertwining stories from Mike Gray, the shooting of the movie Link-Suburban Legend, and the beginning of a (most likely) long, arduous and hard journey to find founding for the later-coming movie Dreams. The big news, though, is the first single coming out on the Demented Shmuck label. Most likely forming on a 7" vinyl, it will include brand new songs from Mike Gray and Keith Reilly, with a full backing band. The Demented Shmuck family is booming, with a work force of about 15 artists, musicians, actors, helpers, backers, money lenders and assorted characters abound. Also this summer is the writing of a large-scale grandeur orchestra piece written by (who else?) Mike and Keith. Keith and Mike. Mike and Ike. This is most likely far far FAR down the road, but we'll get there. Just hang on for the ride.
It's official! Mike has completed the first Demented Shmuck Production:
We are currently working on our first film,
Link - Suburban Legend, which begins
shooting this month. Mike continues to record music, and has 3 concept albums
in mind and a tape (mentioned earlier), which will soon be distributed on the internet. I am currently working
on a demo for a concept album of my own, and I will soon offer the MIDIs/lyrics for songs
I have already written. Our next movie project is one we are especially fond of, for
it's one of our favorite concepts yet. We're soon to finish the script, but
the overview of the movie is Dreams. More about that coming soon.
So once again, thank you wonderful people for voting! And for those of you who missed out, the slogan we had up for voting are still available at the bottom in either RealAudio or WAV format.
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Matt Lafferty - Good guy and actor in Link - Suburban Legend
Needful Things
*Although this page is a Warez page, which we at Demented Shmuck do not promote, it is owned and managed
by a good friend of ours, Dan Gaestel.
The Entertainment homepage of Travis Cadalzo, who is the star of Link - Suburban Legend and a proud member of the Demented Shmuck family
Who are these fantastic people?
Mike Gray-E-MAIL! Keith Reilly-E-MAIL! And of course, you! Who happens to be #Stealing of logos, sounds or ideas copyrighted by Demented
Shmuck will result in a serious ass-kicking.