NEWS: DEMENTED SHMUCK STYLE
Updated 4-18-99

BRING IN THE NOISE, BRING IN THE SHMUCK!
By Keith Reilly

      For those of you who have been visiting, you'll notice the web page hasn't been updated in a while. Well, we're lazy, what can we say? :-)
      Mike and I are back in the studio, recording this and that. Mike at the time is playing with a band (Trev's Big Day) and they're practicing and such. I, on the other hand, at my distant location, am recording on my own and might be releasing something soon. I've only got 2 and a half songs recorded, but I'm gettin there. Mike and I have been experimenting a little with funk and jazz stuff, lotsa fun.
     

THE LATEST D.S. RELEASE:

Confusion. Mike Gray's sophomore album is definitely a step up from his Geek Rock debut. Well done tracks with a defined style and a bonus track by Derek Raimann (drummer). Sound clips and additional info should be arriving soon, and THIS one's a CD! Hooo, boy! We've graduated from tape school! Mike got a CD-Burner and is using it to the max, making copies of his album and Phish concerts off the internet. Good stuff.
      Sad news: The Link - Suburban Legend project has been cancelled. Unfortunately, our star, Travis Cadalzo, has backed out on it. There is small possibility we'll continue on with it, but don't put any dinero on it. But as far as movies go, we're not stopping it all together. I'm currently working on a future project. It's in the very early stages, so there's no info on it yet.


VERY OLD NEWS:


WE HAVE A SLOGAN!
The votes are in! The winner by a landslide was Slogan #5:

What we lack in talent we make up for in sex, and lots of it!

So once again, thank you wonderful people for voting! And for those of you who missed out, the slogans we had up for voting are still available at the bottom in either RealAudio or WAV format.

Slogan #1
Slogan #2
Slogan #3
Slogan #4
Slogan #5
Slogan #6
Slogan #7

Other working slogans:

Demented Shmuck Productions - We spank AND clean your monkey at the same time!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We know where you sleep
Demented Shmuck Productions - We're cheap and easy. Sounds familiar, eh?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Oh, I'm the Marlboro Man
Demented Shmuck Productions - Dyslexic not we're
Demented Shmuck Productions - eway eakspay ethay angluageay foay igspay
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yadda yadda yadda
Demented Shmuck Productions - Movies, Music, Newsletter and 2 sexy beasts in tight tight thongs! Well cover me in syrup and call me Ms. Butterworth!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We drink wine out of a box.
Demented Shmuck Productions - A.K.A.: The Spice Shmucks
Demented Shmuck Productions - 1=2 we hope you choke.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Spending all our free time to ensure minutes of fleeting pleasure followed by hours of a painful itch in the groinial area
Demented Shmuck Productions - Crabs, here, GIIIT yer crabs here!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Where the hell are my shoes?!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We shot J.R.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Covering all the corners of the elusive modern gay male porn industry
Demented Shmuck Productions - Camera? What's a camera?
Demented Shmuck Productions - We can kill a bat with an egg spoon
Demented Shmuck Productions - Baby got BACK!
Demented Shmuck Productions - who knew 50 feet of duck tape and a package of hot dogs would last so long in the sun?
Demented Shmuck Productions - So many bullets, so little people
Demented Shmuck Productions - The hamster's fallen off the wheel.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Like Universal Studios and Geffen Records, only not so, you know, good.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Taking the C out of Schmuck for your protection
Demented Shmuck Productions - We always finish what we st....
Demented Shmuck Productions - I paid 8 bucks for this shit?!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yes, I did fall down a lot as a child, why do you ask?
Demented Shmuck Productions - We could be doing
Demented Shmuck Productions - Prision rape jokes as far as the eye can see
Demented Shmuck Productions - Fuk fonix, we gots fryd chikkin!
Demented Shmuck Productions - 1,423,980 boy scouts killed, and counting
Demented Shmuck Productions - mmmmmm...slogan...*drool*
Demented Shmuck Productions - We is the most litereallist groop arounds.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Staples, gum and tape make suprisingly good scenery backdrops!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Film? Who needs film to make a movie?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Film? Music? These words mean nothing to us
Demented Shmuck Productions - We're we're not not repetitive repetitive
Demented Shmuck Productions - The lint of the information superhighway
Demented Shmuck Productions - The gum under your shoe
Demented Shmuck Productions - Plot? What's a plot?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Welles. Kubrick. Spielburg. Tarintino. What do they all have in common? We don't know any of them.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yo mamma visits it, why don't you?
Demented Shmuck Productions - When you close your eyes, do you see those bright little spots too?
Demented Shmuck Productions - The gay cousin in your family everyone talks about.