NEWS: DEMENTED SHMUCK STYLE
Updated 5-18-98

WHAT'S ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK FOR THE SUMMER?
By Mike Gray

The summer's upon us, which means break from school, which means lots of free time to develop, write and create. What's coming up? A new tape definitely within the next month, as well as the debut tape from Keith Reilly the mysterious Solid Enigma. A book of short intertwining stories from Mike Gray, the shooting of the movie Link-Suburban Legend, and the beginning of a (most likely) long, arduous and hard journey to find founding for the later-coming movie Dreams. The big news, though, is the first single coming out on the Demented Shmuck label. Most likely forming on a 7" vinyl, it will include brand new songs from Mike Gray and Keith Reilly, with a full backing band. The Demented Shmuck family is booming, with a work force of about 15 artists, musicians, actors, helpers, backers, money lenders and assorted characters abound. Also this summer is the writing of a large-scale grandeur orchestra piece written by (who else?) Mike and Keith. Keith and Mike. Mike and Ike. This is most likely far far FAR down the road, but we'll get there. Just hang on for the ride.


PROJECTS WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON

We are currently working on our first film, Link - Suburban Legend, which begins shooting this month. Mike continues to record music, and has 3 concept albums in mind and a tape (mentioned earlier), which will soon be distributed on the internet. I am currently working on a demo for a concept album of my own, and I will soon offer the MIDIs/lyrics for songs I have already written. Our next movie project is one we are especially fond of, for it's one of our favorite concepts yet. We're soon to finish the script, but the overview of the movie is Dreams. More about that coming soon.

Cast of Link-Suburban Legend

WE HAVE A SLOGAN!
The votes are in! The winner by a landslide was Slogan #5:

What we lack in talent we make up for in sex, and lots of it!

So once again, thank you wonderful people for voting! And for those of you who missed out, the slogan we had up for voting are still available at the bottom in either RealAudio or WAV format.

Slogan #1
Slogan #2
Slogan #3
Slogan #4
Slogan #5
Slogan #6
Slogan #7

Other working slogans:

Demented Shmuck Productions - We spank AND clean your monkey at the same time!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We know where you sleep
Demented Shmuck Productions - We're cheap and easy. Sounds familiar, eh?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Oh, I'm the Marlboro Man
Demented Shmuck Productions - Dyslexic not we're
Demented Shmuck Productions - eway eakspay ethay angluageay foay igspay
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yadda yadda yadda
Demented Shmuck Productions - Movies, Music, Newsletter and 2 sexy beasts in tight tight thongs! Well cover me in syrup and call me Ms. Butterworth!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We drink wine out of a box.
Demented Shmuck Productions - A.K.A.: The Spice Shmucks
Demented Shmuck Productions - 1=2 we hope you choke.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Spending all our free time to ensure minutes of fleeting pleasure followed by hours of a painful itch in the groinial area
Demented Shmuck Productions - Crabs, here, GIIIT yer crabs here!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Where the hell are my shoes?!
Demented Shmuck Productions - We shot J.R.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Covering all the corners of the elusive modern gay male porn industry
Demented Shmuck Productions - Camera? What's a camera?
Demented Shmuck Productions - We can kill a bat with an egg spoon
Demented Shmuck Productions - Baby got BACK!
Demented Shmuck Productions - who knew 50 feet of duck tape and a package of hot dogs would last so long in the sun?
Demented Shmuck Productions - So many bullets, so little people
Demented Shmuck Productions - The hamster's fallen off the wheel.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Like Universal Studios and Geffen Records, only not so, you know, good.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Taking the C out of Schmuck for your protection
Demented Shmuck Productions - We always finish what we st....
Demented Shmuck Productions - I paid 8 bucks for this shit?!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yes, I did fall down a lot as a child, why do you ask?
Demented Shmuck Productions - We could be doing
Demented Shmuck Productions - Prision rape jokes as far as the eye can see
Demented Shmuck Productions - Fuk fonix, we gots fryd chikkin!
Demented Shmuck Productions - 1,423,980 boy scouts killed, and counting
Demented Shmuck Productions - mmmmmm...slogan...*drool*
Demented Shmuck Productions - We is the most litereallist groop arounds.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Staples, gum and tape make suprisingly good scenery backdrops!
Demented Shmuck Productions - Film? Who needs film to make a movie?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Film? Music? These words mean nothing to us
Demented Shmuck Productions - We're we're not not repetitive repetitive
Demented Shmuck Productions - The lint of the information superhighway
Demented Shmuck Productions - The gum under your shoe
Demented Shmuck Productions - Plot? What's a plot?
Demented Shmuck Productions - Welles. Kubrick. Spielburg. Tarintino. What do they all have in common? We don't know any of them.
Demented Shmuck Productions - Yo mamma visits it, why don't you?
Demented Shmuck Productions - When you close your eyes, do you see those bright little spots too?
Demented Shmuck Productions - The gay cousin in your family everyone talks about.